George slams ‘cheap’ Paris

GEORGE Clooney is one A-lister who won’t be letting down his silver hair to celebrate Paris Hilton’s early release.

The big bundle of yum, 45, is horrified the Twit Girl ended up serving just 72 hours in the big house.

He thinks wonky-eyed Paris, 26, should be made an example of for her shameless suckling at the teat of publicity.

The breathing woman’s crumpet – pictured right at the Las Vegas premiere of Ocean’s Thirteen – said: "You can only get so far without any discernible talent.

"And then you either work, or use cheap publicity tricks to keep the public’s attention. Then you are in no position to complain if, like Paris, you are on the receiving end of bad publicity."

It’s been a traumatic few seconds for Paris, inset above, who wasn’t allowed to wear make-up, dye her hair or use the blue contact lenses that hide her brown eyes during her spell at Tinseltown’s Century Regional Detention Facility.

We are literally haemorrhaging sympathy for the parasite socialite over her most impressive publicity stunt to date.

Even George can’t help being drawn in by her vacuous exploits and admitted: "We are always going to be a society that slows down to look at the car wreck on the side of the road.

"We’re in one of those places now and it seems to be focused on kids like Paris and Lindsay Lohan.

"They’ll get through it but I wouldn’t want to be growing up around that." He added: "If I were as famous as her at 21 I’d be shooting crack under my eyeball."

Maybe Paris could "accidentally" leak a video of herself doing just that, get arrested – again – and go straight to prison after passing Go and collecting £200 for another book deal.